Tuesday, August 16, 2005

10 THINGS LEARNED THIS SUMMER VACATION

10. Black cats that hop and have a white stripe are NOT cats!

9. Corn chips can count as a vegetable when you're in a hurry to get to the pool.

8. It's never a good idea to mix watermelon and Fudgecicles

7. A 3 year old without a nap isn't very reasonable at the candy counter at Wal-Mart.

6. If you teach during the school year, say "no" to teaching Sunday School during the summer because people just assume that you love working with children and will have you doing it EVERY SINGLE WEEK!

5. A working husband doesn't appreciate your ranting about how horrible it was to swim with 3 kids for 4 hours at the pool when he's just put in 10 hours on the job with a bunch of co-workers in a stifling office.

4. The Housework Fairy doesn't visit in the summertime either...

3. A child will have to use the potty 10 seconds after you pass the last rest stop (Next stop 20 miles).

2. Sand stays in the liner of a bathing suit long after the trip to the beach is over.

and the #1 thing I learned while I was off this summer.......

1. Summer break always ends about 10 weeks too soon.

3 Comments:

Blogger lisagonzo61361515 said...

i thought your blog was cool and i think you may like this cool Website. now just Click Here

4:00 AM  
Blogger johneyprice2301361142 said...

I read over your blog, and i found it inquisitive, you may find My Blog interesting. So please Click Here To Read My Blog

http://pennystockinvestment.blogspot.com

1:07 AM  
Blogger mandylando46024461 said...

Get any Desired College Degree, In less then 2 weeks.

Call this number now 24 hours a day 7 days a week (413) 208-3069

Get these Degrees NOW!!!

"BA", "BSc", "MA", "MSc", "MBA", "PHD",

Get everything within 2 weeks.
100% verifiable, this is a real deal

Act now you owe it to your future.

(413) 208-3069 call now 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

9:43 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home